girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
|—||Ricky Gervais (via halloweenghoul)|
Lena the Rottweiler totally understands your love of a nice, relaxing shower after a long day.
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.
I HEAR ITS GREAT FOR MY SKIN.
this cat looks like ron swanson